There had been some reports of prostitutes setting up shop at our local ski resorts. Now, personally, I really have no problem with a woman selling her services, but the law is the law, and it’s my job to enforce it.

It was a cold Friday night in late February when Deputy Jefferson and I set up a little sting. It was pretty simple. He was in plain clothes and would approach some women sitting at the bar, eventually offering them money for sex. When an offer was accepted, he would give me the signal, and I would move in and make the arrest.

It worked out well as we collared four women, two brunettes and two blondes, in our first night. We loaded them into the police van and headed back to the station.

Back at the station, we herded them into the front office. We handcuffed them to a bench, and Deputy Jefferson drew the short straw and did the paperwork, while I would get the privilege of processing them before putting them in the holding cell. Honestly, we were probably just going to hold them for a few hours and then let them go, with a simple warning, as we really didn’t want to waste the courts’ time and money with them.

My father, I mean, the sheriff, came out and said he was a little bored, so his eyes lit up when he spotted the women. He quickly uncuffed the two brunettes and led them into his office. I could only wonder if they knew what they were in for.

I smiled, noticing that he left me the two blondes. What a guy! Although I strip-searched the first blonde. She wasn’t anything special. In fact, I think she liked it more than I did. She even told me she could and would suck the socks off of me as I put her in the holding cell, but I had more work to do.

I led the second blonde into the processing room. She was professing her innocence, but I wasn’t really listening; instead, I just couldn’t get over how much she looked like Danni Ash. If you don’t know who Danni is, think blonde, huge breasts.

“Please, sir, this is a case of mistaken identity. Really, I was just having a cocktail,” she cried.

I have to say, I really liked the way she said, “cocktail.”

“Please, Miss, tell it to the judge,” I just love saying that.

After she pleaded her case some more, she probably got tired of staring at my blank expression, so she finally moved on.

“What is this room for? I thought you had bars on your cells?” She mumbled.

“Well, this is the room that we search suspects in before we put them into the holding cell, which your right has bars and everything,” I said a little wisely.

“Hey, don’t treat me like I’m a dummy because I have blonde hair,” she hissed.

“My bad,” I said with a little laugh, thinking she should have said big boobs.

“Plus, you already searched me before you put me in the van,” she said, quickly flashing me a dirty look.

“That was just a quick pat down,” I managed before being cut off.

“It wasn’t that quick,” she barked.

“This one is more thorough; we have to search for contraband,” I managed, and I knew she was right.

“Really, sounds like you just want to put your hands on me again,” she hissed.

Shouldn’t have been more correct. I enjoyed her womanly curves the first time, but I yearned for more. I stepped back to examine her outfit. She was dressed in a nice button-down, fuzzy pink sweater with a couple of the buttons undone, which gave the viewer a nice dose of cleavage. She also had nice lower curves that she showed off with a sexy black skirt. Her long legs were covered with some white lacy stockings. Her sexy outfit was rounded off with a pair of black, ankle-high, spiked boots.

“Enjoying yourself,” she hissed, probably growing tired of me mentally stripping off her clothes. I also grew tired, or just a little impatient; either way, I decided it was time to start the real one.

“You can start by unbuttoning that sweater,” I said as calmly as I could.

“What?” She cried, as she threw her hands up in front of her chest. “Oh, right, you just want to see my boobs.”

“Not really. I just want to make sure you’re not hiding anything in there,” I said, as my nose grew, or maybe it wasn’t my nose.

“Couldn’t you tell when you frisked me earlier?” She moaned. “You certainly spent enough time there.”

“There was a great deal to search,” I shot back.

“Funny, like I haven’t heard jokes about the size of my boobs before,” she said, and then she surprised me by slowly unbuttoning her blouse, as I thought she was going to put up more of a fight, and she didn’t even ask for a female deputy.

“OK, hold the sweater open when you’re done,” I managed.

She slowly complied. “Oh, this is a nice pose,” she said wisely.